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Having a blind seeing-eye dog.

Hiring Micheal Jackson as the bathroom attendant at a daycare center.

Putting a screen door on a biochemical containment center.

Haver paper walls at a steel mill.

Doing a drive-by in a bulletproof car with all the windows rolled up.

Putting an ejector seat in a helicptor.

Uphill Skiing.

A solar powered flashlight.

Bringing a calculator to English class.

Having a mute preacher.

asking somebody with their tongue removed, "how does this taste?"

giving money to a person on an isolated island.

a mime at a blind man's convention

A white mage with black magic

A lawyer making an honest living

"One time I lost my voice... haven't seen it since."

"One time I went out driving with my friend and we got lost he told me that I had taken a wrong turn I told him that I took the correct turn, but not at the right time."

"One day I bought a box of washable markers... I still can't get the darn things clean."

"People look at me and think I'm nuts I look at people and think they're squirels... I run away."

"Happiness comes in a jar of vaseline." - Fishy Boner

"Treadmills are really insulting.  Walking for half hour to an hour and not getting anywhere.  'Oh look I've been walking for the past 45 minutes and I'm... still, here.'"

"'I couldn't bake even if my life depended on it.' well good thing you don't have to worry about that, 'bake me cookies or I'll kill you.' nope don't see it happening."

"I'm a really boring person, one time I was entertaining a crowd and I heard a mime yawn."