"I am the turbo button god!!"-Cory
"Spoom's a word!?"-Scott
" I like his birth defect!"-Dani
" did somebody call you sperm?"-Dani
" come back to me hateful human"-Kelly
" I have bread and a bicycle. Don't mess with me!"-Kelly
"Next time I hear that word Im gonna rip somebody's throat out and make them eat it."-Scott
"You stop being so snobby or I am going to go over, grab that sword and chop your head off with it."-Dani
"They have copper in them!"-Rachel
"You shot me out of your loins only to abandon me."-Unknown
"Bobby how many times do we have to tell you no brown burn marks."-Dani
"As for them, they will unfortunately have to die."-Jonathan
"No, it's the rabbit from H-E- double hockey sticks"-Rachel
"I failed the test because there was a rubbing noise."-Chris
"Don't Worry, I'll never stop hating you."-Adam (me)
"There's a gnome in Japan with his nose in China and his feet by Malaysia"-Rachel
"As long as your potty gets wet, you'll be fine"-Unknown
"You lick it, you lose it."-Kim